I'll never forget when I took my sister to go get her a new phone. As we walked out of the building, we stood there and watch some guy pull up and take up two parking spots. I wish I had wrote a note and placed it on their windshield with a condom. That's an awesome idea! This dude was in a Mustang GT, rap music playing so loud that the dead could hear it from miles away, and he was dressed like a wannabe gangster. My sister was like, "What the heck is that thing?" I shook my head and replied, "It's a sign that the Stupidity Disease is growing more rapidly than we thought." I love this person that did this! I can't help but wonder if a chick wrote that. The handwriting, the smiley face, and "Thanx. Have a nice day!!"...has to be a chick. I could be wrong. Anyways, please learn to park in one fucking spot, not two. If you do it at Krogers or Walmart, you're very likely to have someone get really pissed of at you and push their shopping cart into your car. I've seen it happened. Karma can be a huge bitch.
